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sylveonlove Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconmother-of-godplz:
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LightningChaser2000 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
huehuehuehuehue

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and
he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and
he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once
again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die"
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your
true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to
you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email,
outside of school, anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your
life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10
relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15
pages in 15 minutes, you're safe
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RainyF0X Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
my most personal favorite things are things that are cute, squishy, nipple-popped-out, nipple-sucking, penis erected, flesh-rubbing, swishing things, with (extra) liquid-filling stuff, like, period liquid and urinal.. things that are, like, urine, and period drinks! yummy! :3
a noob's reaction from what I said: :icondisturbedplz:
all of the noobs' reactions from what I said:
:iconohmygoooodplz::iconohmygodplz::iconohdearplz::icondisturbplz::iconreactionplz::iconholyshitplz::iconhornyplz::iconmotherofgodplz::iconmotherofgod-plz::icongodofmotherplz::iconwhatthefuckplz::iconthatsdisgustingplz:
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sylveonlove Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
What the actual fuck... :iconthefuckisthisplz:
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RainyF0X Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
ahem
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sylveonlove Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yes? :iconderpplz: : D
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Aurastar13440 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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HammyFayce Featured By Owner Edited Sep 15, 2014  Student Artist
:icondatassplz:

DO YOU NOT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE
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Hannahhond Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
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JackieRoyal Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
screw gravity XD
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